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Rich Me!!! by Sharon D Oh howdy Old miner Bill, you seem to be up on the green grassy hill! Don't waste your time! There's no gold there, go down into the dark mines if you dare!
Well I'm off! I'll leave you alone, but don't come running if you don't get your loan. So come down here and get a hold, Of the luxurious and glistening gold!
Why so scared? Oh right, the air's quite polluted, Still don't fear! You won't get forever muted. Still won't come down? I'm getting quite fustrated, don't give me that frown!
You're now giving me a headache I'll spank your rear with a razor sharp rake! Just come down, NOW!!! Or the rake goes KA POW!!!
Finally you come down! I was afraid you might be a clown. Okay, we're now in the mine. Soon you'll be as rich as Calvin Klein.
Start picking you cow! And this dirt as gold? I will never allow! Omigosh! I've striked it rich! Don't start to stare! You see..there's precious gold everywhere! Today I might be too happy!!! Because finally I see, RICH ME!!!
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